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crank that flight 2074 

when you're on a flight and you see a girl who is sleeping with an empty seat next to her, you slide in next to her and start masturbating and ejaculate in her hair. she will file a $200,000 lawsuit against the airline.
i did a crank that flight 2074 on dis chick and now american airlines has to pay out 200k

Infinite Flight Community 

A horrible community of people worse than rainbow six siege. All everyone does on there complain and whine about how they got ghosted in IF and their pet peeves. It’s a game, not a simulator
Person 1: I hate how people taxi at more than 2 knots
Person 2: How dare they put them in jail!
Person 3: ok calm down infinite flight community

One Flight Stand 

Having sex with somebody in an airplane bathroom.
Dude I had a one flight stand with this girl yesterday.

red flight 

A red flight is when someone drinks red wine and gets drunk to the point where it feels like they're flying in the air.
I'm about to take off on a red flight.

I'm on a red flight right now.
red flight by Troy Payne February 28, 2009

WalMart-Flight 

Airline industry lingo, which covers any of the low-fare air-carriers such as AirTran, Jet-Blue or Jet-West. This also describes the level of service one recieves while on the flight, such as recieving peanuts or pretzels for snacks, instead of actual meals!
Josh did'nt have enough money to fly SouthWest, so instead he had to take a WalMart-Flight back home to see his parents!
WalMart-Flight by guyfawkes74 December 29, 2009

Salt Flight 

When white people make food tasteless.
Salt flight is pervasive in the midwest.
Salt Flight by BayLeaves April 7, 2021