pwn flakes

waking up in the morning and getting pwned by a cereal.

you bought pwn flakes this morning didn't you!>>!>>!@#$%^&*@

by pwn masta 99 September 22, 2010

ass flakes

ass flakes

ass flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

Frosted flake

A person that makes plans with you then they alway bail last minute but they sugar coat their excuse so you forget how flakey they are so you keep making plans with them.

Susan: “Tina isn’t texting me back. She’s supposed to come over soon”

Elena: “you know she isn’t coming she always flakes “

Susan: “what do you mean she said she was coming why would she...... omg. I forgot. She is a frosted flake........ ughhhhh that bitch she always does this to me”

by EllaElla October 29, 2017

Vagina Flakes

1. To scratch ones vagina, and flake off dry skins cells and pubic hair.

2. When a woman scratches her (dry) vagina and leaves flaky specs behind. As well as pubic hair. This happens mainly on toilet seats.

1. Please go clean you vagina flakes off of the toilet before I use it.

2. I hate using the toilet after people. I always have to wipe their vagina flakes away. Gross.

by Adorkablekia November 21, 2015

cray flakes

n. What crazy people eat every day for breakfast.

adj. Someone or something that is properly crazy.

Noun Example: Do you know Erica? That bitch eats mad cray flakes.

Adjective Example: They fired you? That shit's cray flakes.

by danfseviltwin January 4, 2014

Flake Wilson

Someone that agrees to do something then when the time comes backs out of it and has committed to do something else because he/she has totally forgot.

Adam: Hey, are you still ok to help me on Friday as agreed?

Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz

Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!

by Baltic11111 October 18, 2022

Coochie flake

A flake that a dude chokes on when he’s eating out a girl

My ex dies of choking on a coochie flake

by Veronica skye July 18, 2019