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fixer-upper

A guy or a girl that needs so much work that they are not worth it.
Justin is so cute but he's too much of a fixer-upper. I'd go broke fixing him up
by lacessout October 1, 2010
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fixed-gear

A Fixed-gear bicycle is most commonly a vintage steel road style bicycle utilizing one gear combination with the rear sprocket "fixed" to the rear wheel. Fixed gear bicycles are incapable of coasting, moving and not pedaling. This type of transportation is used by urban bicycle messengers, as it is a trusty and reliable form of transport, plus it's just cool.
Tricycle, Track bicycle, Penny farthing bicycle
Lobster road to the market in the snow on his fixed-gear bicycle.
by Lobster Johnson July 8, 2006
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fixing the cat

"Curiosity killed the cat (but satisfaction brought her back)"; for one party to make a "safe haven" for human's natural curiosity to explore all sorts of disgusting, dangerous, devious and distructive things.
Possibly most examplified by television, which allows the viewer to witness and enjoy drama, crime, scandal, murder, sex, and a literal plethora of things they otherwise wouldn't dare enjoy because of social pressures not to "be that guy", laws enforcing the opposite, or general consumer laziness, as well as the unlikelyhood of ever being in that situation.
Because the viewer's natural curiosity is now satisfied, the "cat" of the old saying is "brought back" and can continue to be a normal, upstanding citizen.
My friend always watches those crimedramas on TV. I think she's just fixing her cat, I bet she'd steal something if she wasn't so afraid of police.
Those old people, they're always fixing the cat by watching soaps. They've been out of the dramacircit too long to have any real scandals.
by JesterM September 25, 2005
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fixerati

Urban cyclists who ride fixed-gear bicycles and scorn the freewheel-using masses. Usually outfitted with vintage or custom bicycle components and accessorized with messenger bags.
I have been shunned by the fixerati since the time I rode my mountain bike to the bar.
by pyc July 6, 2009
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fiening

obsessing over someone you used to like or like and cant have that person
yo im fiening over Jose
Fabian keeps texting me he really fiening
by @bluntswit June 8, 2017
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gashtic fiend

"shit!!there crabs all over my dads brown tinged gashtic fiend thong!"
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faxen

The sexual position of doing your girl doggie style whislt she plays with herself or a mate
Dan was getting some faxen this weekend
by D Threadgold December 1, 2006
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