Fishoutofwater

When a man is about to receive oral sex from a woman and instead of inserting his penis into her mouth he slaps her in the face with it. This movement resembles a fish flapping around out of the water.

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"Larry the Cable Guy must have had a bad experience. I think he always carries that fish hook on his hat as a fishoutofwater prevention unit."

by Mr. Ford December 12, 2009

Fishmongering

A type of trolling, often performed over IRC, that was created by Roman and the denizens of #Sanc. It is characterized by producing lulz and glory.

Person A: "Because I dont know about you, but I want to monger some fucking fish."

Person B: "That would be be fishmongering."

by JWolf July 1, 2012

fishbowling

The act of placing one's head in a fishbowl, or under a piece of glass, and having a woman urinate or defecate on your now protected face.

It's reported that former FBI director J Edgar Hoover was into fishbowling. He'd put his head in an aquarium and have a woman poop on him.

by slickbrick December 21, 2007

Fishmonger

One who sells fish, and thusly smells of his mothers vagina.

Thou smelleth of a fishmonger!

by Nytehauq August 21, 2003

fishmop

tuna womens nether parts that smell fishy

i could smell that fishmop from across the street

by THeArturo August 6, 2008

Fishcord

How a fishlexic person says *discord*

I talk to a lot of people on fishcord

by HappyRoute July 7, 2021

fishnet

A hairy, fishy twat.

Yesterday sum bisnatch wuz walking down the road and unda her short skirt popped out her rank, nasty fishnet! EEEWWWW!!

by J fizzle beefstickizzle July 29, 2008