Fast bottom

When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.

Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo
That burger has given me a fast bottom.

Mummy i think i’ve got a fast bottom
by djsjakakakefjdjs June 26, 2023
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Fast Ear

Fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you've heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. When this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.
Georgy- I have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.

Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.
by Mr. Rugby February 22, 2014
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Sinking Fast

Originated from the Titanic disaster, a very British expression to describe a disastrous situation that is rapidly worsening, heading straight and quick to an inevitable disaster with no possibility of a any positive outcome to the degree that there is no point in even trying to save the situation.
I've had a look at the sales figures, Debenhams is sinking fast.
Terry was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer, he is sinking fast.
by El Magnifico April 20, 2020
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Fast Sunglasses

Those sunglasses that middle aged dudes wear in their Facebook profile picture (and everywhere else). They are extremely aerodynamic, and look like they are built for speed.
“Hey man, I think I’m going to go to Home Depot
“Don’t forget your Fast Sunglasses”

“I saw so many Fast Sunglasses at the antique show today”
by JoeBrim October 16, 2019
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Fast clap

Quick, rigorous masturbation.
Be right back. I'm gonna go fast clap for a bit.
by BushIsANazi August 20, 2015
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fast pool

IT'S A POOL THAT IS FAST THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO IT AND YES THERE ARE SLOW POOLS ASWELL DON'T QUESTION SWIMMERS!
wow what a fast pool, I was really fast today
by Phart honey cakes April 22, 2018
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Fast candies

Originated from a YouTube video named “FAST CANDIES 3AM CHALLENGE” or smth
The YouTuber Marcello_timenice_30 or the voice of Bambi Bambi Bambi made a joke to add to the funny of the video where instead of pronouncing “candies” he said fast food and stuttered replacing it with “fast candies

It was later used by cynda & granarte for the Friday night funkin song “sugar rush” where the oppoent (bandu) says YO WHATS UP GUYS TODAY WE'RE DOING FAST FOOD- I MEAN, FAST CANDIES, DEZZ CANDIES, DEEZ FUCKIN CANDIES
Bandu: YO WHATS UP GUYS TODAY WE'RE DOIN
Bandu: FAST FOOD- I MEAN
Bandu: FAST CANDIES. DEEZ CANDIES
**wrapper oppening**
DEEZ FUCKIN CANDIES
by Massive rotating balls god April 23, 2022
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