Potato farmer

Someone who will sire retards because they are so stupid it is baffling

That guy is a real potato farmer

by Blackie Robinson August 14, 2016

Farmer

1. A hard-working individual who grows food and raises animals
2. Slang for penis

1. See that farmer? Respect him.
2. That creep wants to see my farmer.

by hototreeyay April 25, 2015

Tree Farmer

A cycling term: Most commonly used in the mountain biking sector of cycling. Tree Farmer is used to describe a certain group of cyclists. This group includes individuals that talk like they are gods of cycling, dress like they are participating in a championship race, exaggerates distances traveled or stunts performed, and do not have any cycling skills whatsoever. A common maneuver of a tree farmer is to stop in the middle of an uphill trail to fix a broken part; in actuality there is nothing wrong with the bike but they needed to make up an excuse why their fat ass couldn’t make it up the small hill. Tree Farmers are often identified by the quality of gear used. The bikes are usually brands like Magna, Mongoose, or any others sold at Meijers, Target, and Wal-Mart. These bikes seem to weigh over 50lbs, made of steel, and still have the reflectors and kickstand on them. The bikes make a distinctive “eeeeee eeerrrrr………ping” noise as the tree farmer grinds the shit out of the cheap-ass parts on the bike. Tree Farmers also have a reputation to talk about “tearing the shit up” on a planned ride, but usually come up with some retarded excuse why they can’t go (“Man, my dog ate my bike”).

"Wow Man! Did you see me hit the jump?"
"Yeah, you almost left the ground! Fucking Tree Farmer"

by Nad April 23, 2004

fudge farmer

a homosexual; homosexuals, etc

The guys from Brokeback Mountain are nothing but a couple of fudge farmers

by t4e January 10, 2007

Farmer Strong

1. A person who doesn't look strong, but is actually extremely strong.
2. Claiming your strong without being noticeably strong.

1. After working outside today, i swear I'm farmer strong.
2. Alex E says he is farmer strong.

by urbandictlovaaaa April 27, 2009

FARGE

A nonsensical word used in beatboxing. Made famous on the television show "Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!"

FARGE. *unn sss unn unn unn sss sss*

REGINALD.

by waxthenip August 1, 2007

tom farmer

The very musically and entertaininly talented lead singer of the band, Strawberries. He started the band originally in Salem, Oregon... playing many local shows, and slowly but surely aqquiring more and more devoted fans.

Did you see Tom Farmer's band's show the other day? They're called Strawberries and they rock the socks off anyone that has a chance to listen.

by Jaime June 11, 2006