The higher command was always a step ahead of the guys in the barracks. There was a Blue Falcon in our platoon!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022
Get the Blue Falcon mug.AKA Balloon Boy. A 6 year old Master Troll. Fooled the entire world when he let his dad's "experimental" homemade weather balloon out of their garage. The Balloon took off and his family assumed the boy was trapped inside of it. Everybody in northern Colorado from the local police to the National Guard set off going after the balloon, assuming that the boy was trapped inside of it. Little did they know that young Falcon was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic playing with toys and taking a nap. Some say that the family staged the entire thing for attention, since the family had appeared in the show "Wife Swap" in March 2009. Are these allegations true? Only time will tell.
TV Reporter: ZOMG the balloon is down! The ballon is down! The police are now smashing it with axes and sledgehammers to open it up and see if the boy is in there! Wait a minute.....the balloon is empty! I repeat, the ballon is empty! Police are speculating that the boy may have fallen down from the balloon during the ordeal.
An hour later......
TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!
Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.
The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!
An hour later......
TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!
Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.
The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!
by Prawn Hunter October 16, 2009
Get the Falcon Heene mug.An Apple Fanboy fits under 1 or more of the following:
1. They literally sacrifice their life, family and job, and go in the extreme by waiting outside the Apple Store a day before it's new line release- sometimes days and weeks!
2. They own a Mac, iPhone, or any other Apple product, and refuse to believe that Samsung or Google is better.
3. They're completely mind obsessed with Apple, and have all the latest Apple Tech.
4. They think that Android always copy iOS, and refuse to believe that the technology Apple has been around for years.
5. They haven't tried any other device exepct for Apple.
1. They literally sacrifice their life, family and job, and go in the extreme by waiting outside the Apple Store a day before it's new line release- sometimes days and weeks!
2. They own a Mac, iPhone, or any other Apple product, and refuse to believe that Samsung or Google is better.
3. They're completely mind obsessed with Apple, and have all the latest Apple Tech.
4. They think that Android always copy iOS, and refuse to believe that the technology Apple has been around for years.
5. They haven't tried any other device exepct for Apple.
Normal Person: *Sees Apple Fanboy waiting for the iPhone 6s outside the Apple Store 2 weeks before its release* "Hey! What are you doing outside in the rain."
Fanboy: Waiting for the 6s, idiot!
Normal Person: Have you tried the S6? Way better then that Apple shit you're getting. I didn't have to wait outside for the S6.
Fanboy: Whatever! Your Samsung sucks ass. Get lost!
Normal Person: He will always be a Apple Fanboy
Fanboy: Waiting for the 6s, idiot!
Normal Person: Have you tried the S6? Way better then that Apple shit you're getting. I didn't have to wait outside for the S6.
Fanboy: Whatever! Your Samsung sucks ass. Get lost!
Normal Person: He will always be a Apple Fanboy
by HynotisisAnime September 8, 2016
Get the Apple Fanboy mug.An attack used by Captain Falcon. When used, Falcon screams, "Falcon... CUM!", thrusts his pelvis, and blows his violently blazing load all over his enemies, causing them to die almost instantaneously in a fiery orgasmic inferno.
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Get the Red Falcon mug.A person who has an undying urge to sway everyone that is not a believer of the belief system they have towards a game or system or every piece of hardware. If they do not succeed, they will not sway from their statement infront of anyone who knows their stancel.
by {LoC}Deathscythe April 11, 2004
Get the fanboy mug.Military synonym or code word for "Buddy Fucker". The guy who gets everyone else into trouble, sells out all his friends to higher ups, gets out of his duty, or gets away scotch free as all his friends get blamed. Military police are usually referred as Blue Falcons by other military occupational specialties.
Smith is such a god damn blue falcon for telling the platoon sergeant that I didn't show up for final formation.
by MarineMP July 27, 2008
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