A destructive tool that guys/girls, who normally would have no chance at this in real life, attempt to steal your boy/girlfriend and ruin your relationship via the chat option, message option, and stupid pictures where they are melodramatic and usually shirtless showing off their not-quite-there muscles or their not-so-pretty body.
1- Hey did you hear about Jim and Kim?
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.
by Facebook_Hater February 06, 2010
by j smoove operator March 14, 2009
A sheer waste of time; the reason why GPAs are at an all time low, and it is the place for stalkers. One of the only good things is that it's more classy than myspace.
Muffy: Come on, Amanda, study for the history test with me.
Amanda: No time for that! I have to go on facebook!
Muffy: well...suit yourself (frowns)
Amanda: No time for that! I have to go on facebook!
Muffy: well...suit yourself (frowns)
by Ilysm Preston <3 May 07, 2009
son/daughter: mom are you messaging someone through myspace?!?
mom: of course not!!! i'm on facebook!!! go to your room.
mom: of course not!!! i'm on facebook!!! go to your room.
by frenchie2011 September 20, 2009
A place for stalkers.
Whenever you update your status, an event, wall post, etc it is posted on the newsfeed for all your "friends" to see
Like myspace, but more personal and you can't customize your profile.
Whenever you update your status, an event, wall post, etc it is posted on the newsfeed for all your "friends" to see
Like myspace, but more personal and you can't customize your profile.
Stalker 1:"Dude, this girl I met on facebook is going to a party at 254 cherry ln. Lets mapquest this and go hit her up!
Stalker 2:"Sweet yo! Did you get her number off of facebook too?
Stalker 1:"Duh!"
Stalker 2:"Sweet yo! Did you get her number off of facebook too?
Stalker 1:"Duh!"
by lykewhoa November 15, 2007
A site for college and now apparently high school students. All you do is put down your info and look people up. Became an obsession to millions of students. No real reason. It is in face quite creepy and stalkerish, you will find a lot of Creepdogs on it. Creates a false sense of security as to make you believe you have "friends" because all of the people you that went to your highschool are now your "friends" even the ones you've never talked too. So enjoy it you freaks just dont be freaking creepy about it. (Also girls don't go to your boyfriends school for the weekend then facebook for 2 hrs on his computer on saturday night, it pisses him off)
1)Me: You guys are gay we have a test tomorrow and your facebooking.
Dude #1: this guy i dont know asked me to be his friend.
Dude #2: he's gay.
Dude #1: yeah
Dude #1: this guy i dont know asked me to be his friend.
Dude #2: he's gay.
Dude #1: yeah
by QB 14 October 17, 2005
v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook
by RCMo January 28, 2005