lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.

Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!

by agoblin November 9, 2017

nob flake

some crummy bastard always gettin up in peoples grillz

ya sick nob flake

by ericcartman74 March 8, 2011

Coochie flake

A flake that a dude chokes on when he’s eating out a girl

My ex dies of choking on a coochie flake

by Veronica skye July 18, 2019

cray flakes

n. What crazy people eat every day for breakfast.

adj. Someone or something that is properly crazy.

Noun Example: Do you know Erica? That bitch eats mad cray flakes.

Adjective Example: They fired you? That shit's cray flakes.

by danfseviltwin January 4, 2014

Reverse Flake

A flake who ask you if you want to go somewhere but ghost you when you ask for more information you need to go instead of flaking on plans you make with them

Friend: hey do you want to go to the beach?
You: sure when do you want to go

Friend: .........
Reverse flake

by PickleDickle1217 May 29, 2020

pwn flakes

waking up in the morning and getting pwned by a cereal.

you bought pwn flakes this morning didn't you!>>!>>!@#$%^&*@

by pwn masta 99 September 22, 2010

Shitty Flakes

(n) The leftover fecal matter in the toilet bowl after flushing

I shit so hard, I have shitty flakes even after two flushes.
Shitty flakes is not a cereal.
Shitty flakes are bad to find in a public bathroom.

by ArchAngle June 11, 2014