Fail Gun

(Noun) A hand motion where you shape your hand to what looks like a gun and "shoot" yourself because you realized you have or will do something thats worthy of a fail.

Crap, I left my wallet at my ex's house just before we broke up. -Shoots self with a fail gun-

Oh god, Im going to shoot myself with the failgun cuz I forgot it's mother's day.

by ikeeledmyselfsobad August 2, 2009

FAGILF

Acronym meaning- Fat Ass Girl I'd Love to Fuck

Dude 1: "Dude that girl's ass is HUGE; she's a fuckin whale."

Dude 2: "Yeah, but she is a total FAGILF"

by aFAGILFlover1 September 29, 2009

Fail to Prevail

when someone tries really hard to beat you at something but fail miserably

almost as bad as an epic fail

person: ha ha take this (fire ball)

me: (counter attack, deflect fire ball at person)

person: auh SHIT!....(dies)

me: You fail to prevail

by Part of the Ownification unit November 27, 2009

Fail Aura

When someone is so fail that everything they come in contact with is affected by The the persons aura of fail.

The man had such a aura of fail that he ruined everything that he came into contact with.

The man's fail aura destroyed there attempts on the project.

by Xerogravity January 5, 2010

Failcakes

Another word for fail that is slightly more cute and endearing. A slang term.

1: "OMG that movie was so failcakes"

"Yeah, I know"

2: "Then I tripped over and fell on top of him"

"Failcakes!"

by Indigo Starr March 26, 2010

Medium Fail

Failure on a Sub-Epic level and/or repeated minor failures.

Joshua Tracy Atwood is refereed to as Medium Fail for repeatedly giving mostly correct answers to his peers failing to provide the correct answer to the pivotal part of the question.

by Demonico62 May 4, 2009

Chronic Fail

Its not fail, its not even epic fail...
its chronic fail

Kieran: My coursework got marked yesterday, i got an A*.
Unfortunately i lost it this morning
Phil: Ahaha Chronic Fail!

by Roflolrus May 12, 2009