Evan

smelly dumb unintelligent

Evan talks too much evan is smelly

by Juppyyy do be cool October 23, 2020

Evan

A guy who thinks he's cool but really isn't and always flips his hair is friends with hockey douchebags and wears glasses

Did you see Evan working at the shoe store today?

by Kaitlyn me February 28, 2018

Evan

A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes

Did he pull an Evan?

by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020

Evan

A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.

Bro, did he just slap jacks butt, what an Evan.

by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017

Evan

Evan... is a cunt, legit only wants attention from everyone all the time.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.

Girl 1: That guy is a cunt.
Girl 2: Must be Evan

by Evan is a cunt June 17, 2018

Evan

Evans are all self-sophisticated little bitches who are super spoiled.

"hey look its Evan."
"oh, I heard he's a self-sophisticated little bitch."

by annonymous999992 November 28, 2018

Evan

A big piece of shit

Wow, I saw an Evan yesterday. He looked like the dump I took this morning.

by Onetruecuck May 9, 2018