Evan

Evan is an amazing person. He is always going to be there for you. No matter what he will listen and always be there for you. He's one of the sweetest guys ever. Evan will never fail to make you smile. He is funny and will always try to cheer you up when you are feeling down. He is one of those people that will always be there to make you feel better about yourself and what you are going through. He is an amazing friend that is easy to click with and be best friends for a long time. He has never said bad things about you and wouldn't do that. Evan follows up on all of his promises. He's a little shy but he will get over that quickly. He is also smart. He's in the advanced classes with you and it's so much fun. He's one of those people you want to have with you as much as possible. Evan is an overall well rounded and amazing person.

Evan is amazing. He's the best.

by shot.through.the.heart.;) September 20, 2019

Evan

A man with a large wang

I guess i am evan

by topbanger69 May 8, 2019

Evan

A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes

Did he pull an Evan?

by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020

Evan

A big piece of shit

Wow, I saw an Evan yesterday. He looked like the dump I took this morning.

by Onetruecuck May 9, 2018

Evan

Evan... is a cunt, legit only wants attention from everyone all the time.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.

Girl 1: That guy is a cunt.
Girl 2: Must be Evan

by Evan is a cunt June 17, 2018

Evan

A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.

Bro, did he just slap jacks butt, what an Evan.

by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017

Evan

Evans are all self-sophisticated little bitches who are super spoiled.

"hey look its Evan."
"oh, I heard he's a self-sophisticated little bitch."

by annonymous999992 November 28, 2018