Evan

The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.

Woah! That’s Evan Oh my god I need an auto graph!!

by Evan (True form) October 15, 2019

Evans

A really good Trombone player, almost god- like, Masterful

"Damn, this dude is such an Evans."

by BoneGuy March 14, 2017

Evan

A guy who thinks he's cool but really isn't and always flips his hair is friends with hockey douchebags and wears glasses

Did you see Evan working at the shoe store today?

by Kaitlyn me February 28, 2018

Evan

A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes

Did he pull an Evan?

by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020

Evan

A big piece of shit

Wow, I saw an Evan yesterday. He looked like the dump I took this morning.

by Onetruecuck May 9, 2018

Evan

Evan... is a cunt, legit only wants attention from everyone all the time.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.

Girl 1: That guy is a cunt.
Girl 2: Must be Evan

by Evan is a cunt June 17, 2018

Evan

A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.

Bro, did he just slap jacks butt, what an Evan.

by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017