Evan

A Fuck Boi

That guy is such an Evan

by urmomdatboi May 25, 2017

Evans

A sexy light skin nigga that can be low key freaky behind the scenes and on the low low

Get u a Evans nigga he like girls name that start with a j

by Jarriyah December 5, 2018

Evan

The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.

Woah! That’s Evan Oh my god I need an auto graph!!

by Evan (True form) October 15, 2019

Evan

A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes

Did he pull an Evan?

by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020

Evan

Evan... is a cunt, legit only wants attention from everyone all the time.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.

Girl 1: That guy is a cunt.
Girl 2: Must be Evan

by Evan is a cunt June 17, 2018

Evan

A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.

Bro, did he just slap jacks butt, what an Evan.

by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017

Evan

A guy with a tiny cock and seldom useful in anyway. Can't play games because he is always on a shitty laptop which can't run anything.

Mom: Are you going to see Alex today?
Me: No, he's an Evan!

by MAJ696 August 11, 2017