Evan

Also known as a douchebag. He thinks he is very intelligent and has too much self-esteem. He will tell you he loves you and then leave you hanging, because he's an asshole. He has a ginger brother named Brady, who is much cooler than him and can shoot three pointers.

An Evan's nose is often uncommonly large for his face. He has oddly hairy arms that don't suit his body. He only thinks bullshit and nonsense, because his mind is full of shit.
That Evan deserves to fuck a cactus.
by emmahhh July 09, 2014
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Usually is very loud and ugly. Also has a large nasal structure. His ears are also different sizes
You could land a jet on Evan's nose.
by X_Nigger_X May 05, 2015
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A farmer. Very cocky. Annoying. Attracted to blondes and female cows. Trouble maker. Bad hurler.
Did you see that guy over there milking them cows? Hes such and evan!
by Thug1234 December 10, 2016
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"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"
by mangs🔑 February 22, 2016
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An absolute hard man who will get u no matter what. If u annoy him he will steal ur girl. Do not get in Evans way.
Person 1: I don't really like Evan
Person 2: Woah careful he might steal ur girl if he hears u
by canned cheese September 06, 2019
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He is and amazing, sweet, funny, caring, lovable, adorable, selfless guy.

He puts all other guys to shame. He will always be there for you no matter what. He's loyal and just and will always make time for you.

If he messes up he apologises right away and still loves you.

He is a great and wonderful boyfriend and an amazing best friend.

No guy compares to how amazingly thoughtful he is.

You always come first with him no matter what.

He will never hurt or cheat on you in any way, and when he knows something bothers you he will stop and apologise. And you will be forced to acccepct it because you know you can't stay mad at his adorable face.
"He is so nice, I love him so much"

Girl 1
"You are so lucky, I wish I can have someone like Evan"
Girl 2
by Vickid101 June 14, 2018
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