Evan

Also known as a douchebag. He thinks he is very intelligent and has too much self-esteem. He will tell you he loves you and then leave you hanging, because he's an asshole. He has a ginger brother named Brady, who is much cooler than him and can shoot three pointers.

An Evan's nose is often uncommonly large for his face. He has oddly hairy arms that don't suit his body. He only thinks bullshit and nonsense, because his mind is full of shit.

That Evan deserves to fuck a cactus.

by emmahhh July 8, 2014

Evan

Usually is very loud and ugly. Also has a large nasal structure. His ears are also different sizes

You could land a jet on Evan's nose.

by X_Nigger_X May 6, 2015

Evan

A farmer. Very cocky. Annoying. Attracted to blondes and female cows. Trouble maker. Bad hurler.

Did you see that guy over there milking them cows? Hes such and evan!

by Thug1234 December 10, 2016

Evan

FUCKBOY

"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"

by mangs🔑 September 4, 2016

Evan

Pretty gay and is really retarded and never gets a girl and lies about having a girlfriend

Evan is gay lol

by anonymous November 29, 2019

Evan

A chill bisexual guy that has the biggest cock around

man 1: Did you see Evan around?
girl: Yeah i fucked him last night
man 2: Oh really? I fucked him last Saturday

by that one bi kid November 26, 2020

Evan

A sweet ,kind and overall an amazing guy that you can fall in love with easily. He maybe be able to get almost any girl he desires but chooses what his heart wants. Smiles all the time and really smart usually blond *on the outside*

Wow be evan is amazing

by Aki_Clout October 8, 2019