Evan

Also known as a douchebag. He thinks he is very intelligent and has too much self-esteem. He will tell you he loves you and then leave you hanging, because he's an asshole. He has a ginger brother named Brady, who is much cooler than him and can shoot three pointers.

An Evan's nose is often uncommonly large for his face. He has oddly hairy arms that don't suit his body. He only thinks bullshit and nonsense, because his mind is full of shit.

That Evan deserves to fuck a cactus.

by emmahhh July 8, 2014

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Usually is very loud and ugly. Also has a large nasal structure. His ears are also different sizes

You could land a jet on Evan's nose.

by X_Nigger_X May 6, 2015

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A farmer. Very cocky. Annoying. Attracted to blondes and female cows. Trouble maker. Bad hurler.

Did you see that guy over there milking them cows? Hes such and evan!

by Thug1234 December 10, 2016

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"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"

by mangs🔑 September 4, 2016

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Hottest guy you’ll ever meet with a big dick and really knows how to please you. So sexy yet so adorable with his beautiful eyes and cute little nose. Best boyfriend in the entire world facts ❤️

Evan is so sexy !

by Mariah415 April 9, 2019

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