"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."
"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."
"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."
"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
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Get the how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass? mug.A loyal girl who probably likes bananas.
She overthinks, but is caring and pretty, and has tons of friends who care for her. She is responsible and hangs out with a small friend group who consider her the “mom friend” and has a best friend, usually who is crazy and immature.
She is a good friend, and tends to hate 99% of the world’s population. If you’re part of the special 1%, you are very lucky to be part of her inner circle.
Usually an a person who loves animals and owns a pet (typically a dog).
She overthinks, but is caring and pretty, and has tons of friends who care for her. She is responsible and hangs out with a small friend group who consider her the “mom friend” and has a best friend, usually who is crazy and immature.
She is a good friend, and tends to hate 99% of the world’s population. If you’re part of the special 1%, you are very lucky to be part of her inner circle.
Usually an a person who loves animals and owns a pet (typically a dog).
Person 1: Is that Ehvena?
Person 2: Yeah isint she gorgeous?
Person 1: Too bad she hates everyone.
Person 2: Yeah her friends are so lucky.
Person 2: Yeah isint she gorgeous?
Person 1: Too bad she hates everyone.
Person 2: Yeah her friends are so lucky.
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Mike: They're okay, but I always feel like the even man out
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