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Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
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Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 3, 2021
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“Hey, have you heard of Shaz? He’s in the one Discord.”
-“......Who??”
“He has a Twitch named Shaz Eternal. You should see it.”
-“Dude what have you been smoking.”
“The Sav pack, obviously.”
-“Well, whatever you just said, I’m just gonna forget.”
“I don’t know. Hey let’s watch SSJSami’s new video!”
-“......Who??”
“He has a Twitch named Shaz Eternal. You should see it.”
-“Dude what have you been smoking.”
“The Sav pack, obviously.”
-“Well, whatever you just said, I’m just gonna forget.”
“I don’t know. Hey let’s watch SSJSami’s new video!”
by Shaz Eternal October 18, 2020
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025
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Donald Trump ran for president out of a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America.
by Sexydimma September 3, 2017
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Hym “You know I would have won The Eternity Game, right? You would have told me it was my turn and I just would have done anything. The first thing that popped into mind. Stand my book up on end. Pick up my backpack and drop it. Spin my desk around to face the other direction. Get up and walk out. It’s a game where literally any move wins. And then you would have stole my dissertation or something in retaliation to me humping a baby into your daughter or something. Then I show up with a shotgun and kill everyone. This is turning into a good biopic. I hope my editor is taking notes... And don’t use prep time as an excuse. I think we both know I thought of it immediately. I’ll win this one too. By any means necessary. Because Gamah Desu.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
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