ET

abbreviation for everything

“yo why tf r u putting mustard on et??”
“add my snapchat it’s the same on et”

by ilikewatermeln November 25, 2023

ETS

estimated time of sleeping

Johnny: What are your plans for tonight?
Beth: I have a lot of work so my ETS is 2AM.

by bootysmacker September 9, 2012

panem et circences

a) bread and circuses in Latin.
b) the main raison d'être of the American media

As per definitions both a) and b) above the Jodi Arias trial is IMHO nothing more than panem et circences.

by Sexydimma September 29, 2014

ET

Extra terrestrial.. meaning if someone calls you ET it means your extraterrestrial in weirdness

Cobie: “have you ever put your controller on your wang and see if it vibrates.”

Me: Nahhh that’s ET

by Zecterzz September 28, 2022

Ete

A f****** bi*** a price of sh**

He is an ete

by Lcharles January 7, 2022

en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"

son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.

by Sexydimma March 26, 2013

ET FONE HOME

When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.

ET Fone Home lets have phone sex

by Carlos de la Cerda November 7, 2021