Dead Dick Divorce

When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.

Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2021

Divorce Party

The marital equivalent of dancing on someones grave...

Girl 1: Hey, I'm having a divorce party to celebrate parting with my ex- husband, wanna come?
Girl 2: Geez, you've already got the house, half his savings and the kids... dont you think that's pushing it?
Girl 1: Hell no, I know I cheated but no ones perfect right? and he certainly wasn't when he found out... his inappropriate behaviour was the reason for our divorce :)
Girl 2: Well, I think its an insult to the years you did spend as a couple... so no I won't be going.
Girl 1: Suit yourself :)

by Firelovesugar100 March 20, 2011

Divorce

When an amazingly good looking young man decides his wife doesn't meet his standards. (Standards such as
Cooking ability, Money, Willing to be housewife, dishwashing abilities, ironing abilities, oh and she works and isn't allowed to buy shoes)

When Eddie Divorces Amy because her cookin abiliities are not up to par.

by The Sexiest man alive March 20, 2005

divorce

A way to start a new life while ending one marriage; children may gain more loving parents and siblings through remarriage.

Joe and Becky got a divorce, and remained friends afterwards.

by Natasha Lynn November 11, 2008

Divorce Party

Also referred to as a "Reverse Bachelor Party". Party thrown, usually involving strippers and/or prostitutes, celebrating the end of one of your boys blessed unions. Symbolizes his newly re-found freedom.

Joey finally kicked the bitch to the curb, and we're having a divorce party at Scores.

by Chris L. December 16, 2003

Divorce Duty Payback

A Divorce Duty Payback is when you still do things for your ex in order to keep you kids happy and healthy in return for a a sexual favor.

I took the kids to school and back And cooked three meals a day while my wife whored around in Vegas in return for a divorce duty payback, a blowjob, when she got back. God, I hate that bitch.

by Took Rat September 24, 2016

NTA divorce

A comedic reaction to any AITA reddit post, or any other post asking for advice, commonly used when the original post has nothing to do with the reply.

“My (F24) brother (M26) stepped on my daughter’s (F7) hamster and killed him. Should I get a new one and pretend nothing happened or tell her?”
“NTA divorce”

by messpeon December 9, 2022