Divorce

hehehehehehehe you always look so cute when you say divorce hehehehehe

Victim: John, I want a Divorce
John: hehehehehe

by John hehehehe November 18, 2019

Divorce

Future tense of marriage

Divorce comes after marriage.

by LemonPoundCake November 23, 2022

Divorce-Leprosy

When you lose your spouse's friends in the divorce and you lose your own friends because you are so sad and depressed that everyone avoids you like the plague.

Since her marriage ended, Jill's sadness created an onset of Divorce-Leprosy that made even the oldest of her friends avoid being around her.

by xlittlellama July 22, 2022

Post-Divorce Whore - PDW

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.

Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.

by beedub75 October 27, 2021

My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024

divorce

Ending of marriage where people tend to recklessly destroy things and forget what they gained & grew from in their partnership.

The "D" in divorce represents destruction ; Their destruction is indicative of their divorce ;

by TheAnonymiss February 27, 2023

sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023