disastrofucked

(adj.) \di-'zas-tro-'fuhkt\

1 : thoroughly confused, disordered or damaged, while having occurred suddenly, unexpectedly and to the point of irreparability : FUCKED-UP, FUBAR, BORKED

percy spilled redbull on his laptop, rendering it more or less disastrofucked.

by nosuch human November 30, 2010

Disaster Box

Usually used to describe a person who is struggling to the extreme at something or said situation they're struggling at.

This is derived from the game NFL Blitz 2000, where the announcer can be heard occasionally saying "It's a disaster box!"

You've been trying to balance that beer bottle on your nose for 15 minutes now, and have managed to put 3 new stains into the carpet... you're a disaster box

by The Trash Monster July 28, 2011

disastover

The hangover that occurs after using alcohol as a coping technique for a devastating disaster such as the Boston Marathon Bombing or the Sandy Hook Elementary Shootings.

I am sick about what happened at the Boston Marathon yesterday. And to top it off, I have a major Disastover thanks to the 4 bottles of wine I drank while watching the CNN footage.

by lologeorge69 April 17, 2013

disasturbating

Disasturbating: To revel in doom-mongering predictions about the future of mankind. A particular predilection of left-leaning environmentalists who claim we are but 30 years away from living in Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road', without radical change that is diametrically incompatible with how people actually want to live, and that is completely futile at the individual level anyway. There's also a right-wing version that thinks gay marriage and universal healthcare will somehow bring about the end of days.

"Oh my God, Peak Oil! Polar Ice Caps melting! Unchecked population growth! Stockpile canned goods and a shotgun, the apocalypse is coming!"
"FFS, stop disasturbating."

by OnlyMe! November 8, 2013

disastrabate

To masturbate to climax, using only footage of horrific natural disasters as pornography.

Bret: hey did you see the news last night? That tsunami killed like 300 people.

Chad: yeah man I TIVO'ed it so I can disastrabate when my wife leaves tonight.

by Moosedontcare November 5, 2015

Discalect

To show no attention too; forget about; abandon;neglect

If this motherfucka discalect to pay me back, imma beat his ass!

by Shorty Reese April 3, 2017

disc up

A term used when one wants to fight someone online via the app Discord. Insinuating that this argument will happen through either text or voice call on Discord

Person 1: Ayo, disc up

Person 2: Alright drop your disc fam.
Person 1: Bet

by coonish June 21, 2018