Discount Hans

Austrians

Austrians are just discount Hans in denial

by niggerhater500001 May 10, 2023

Saint Mark’s discount

When people who go to church together get to know each other in the biblical sense.

“Oh yeah, they’re hanging out now...he gave him the Saint Mark’s discount behind Tavern last weekend.”

by anonymous January 4, 2021

Funko Frotteur Discount

The practice of giving a price cut on a Funko character doll that has been taken out of the box and extensively handled and or has come into contact with a penis.

"You have a nice Funko collection!"
"Thank you, my grandpa didn't wear pants in the store and so I got the Funko Frotteur Discount on these three."

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Discount Double Check

When you're sitting across from your buddy and kick both of your legs up giving him a shin and a cup check at the same time.

Why is Nick in so much pain?
Jeff gave him a discount double check while they were sitting down having a cigarette.

by Doctor.Green July 6, 2025

discount discont

Discounting discontinued goods

Grab a bargain with d discount discont.

by Hercolena Oliver September 7, 2009

Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.

"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"

by King Unicorn August 31, 2017

Discount Boyfriend

Is everything a boyfriend would be, and does everything they would do. But doesn’t have the title. Much like the friend zone but has a chance of getting out.

“Are you dating *insert name*?”
“What? No! They’re just my discount boyfriend.”

by Zerox September 11, 2021