Dingleberry

-A peice of poo that gets winded in your butthair. Causing you to sit for hours bent over in the mirror trying to untangle it.
-A peice of poop that hangs when you crap causing you to have to salsa dance on top of your toilet seat to get it off.

-Kaylee: I shat and got doo doo in my butthair. I had to untangle it for hours
Jane: We will go to the paurlor and get that shit trimmed.

-Rachel: I just learned how to salsa dance!
Mel: How?
Rachel: I had a dingleberry on my asshole so I had to salsa dance it off.
Mel: Oh thats how I learned how to salsa also!

by Zaralot October 10, 2011

Dingleberries

The bits of poop stuck on the pubic hair of ones butt hole after a long and vigorous dump.

Aww dude my ass itches, i dont think i got all the dingleberries off!

by bonerbonerboner December 20, 2010

dingleberry

1. The meteors surrounding uranus.
2. Well...a number 1 1/2.
3. Backdoor boogers.

"Spock!!! You dingleberry watch out for those Cling-ons!"

by ASfinkterSaysWhat July 19, 2008

Dingler

The greatest human being to walk the face of the earth. She was there for me when I needed a ride, and when she was asked, she denied. There is a rumor that she is going to be entering sainthood soon....

Ding doggy, aka dingler, is the tits and the ass too.

by Jacob That guy May 2, 2010

dingleberry

Blood goobers that dangle from pubic hair during a woman's period. Can arise from maxi pad use.

I picked a dingleberry from Tina's pussy. Damn thing looked like a cherry tree.

by mecaro December 28, 2005

dingleberry

(1) NOUN: A Residual Fecal Crustation caused by improper wiping, excessively dry excrement, or low quality toilet paper commonly found in washrooms at public resteraunts.
(2) ADJECTIVE: Used to describe a dysfunctional, incompetent or reliably uncooperative person.
(3) ADVERB: An unexpected non-cooperative event caused by or reflective of inexcusable stupidity or unpardonable technical failure.

(1) I think that cheap wipe toilet paper left a dingleberry.
(2) Don't ask him for anything, he's a DINGLEBERRY.
(3) I was going to print that document, but all that came out was another DINGLEBERRY.

by James T. Baker December 10, 2008

dingleberry

someone riding your ass almost on your bumper while driving, esp. for long distance.

this freaking dingleberry was riding my ass the whole way here with his brights on. i kept slowing down to let him pass, but he stayed right on my ass.

by viciousk May 25, 2009