Dill pickle trip

When, post-sex, you stand up, try to pull your pants up and unfortunately it doesn't go above your erection and you trip and fall on your dick.

Did you hear Josephi had a Dill Pickle Trip at Igor's party last night?

by Llama66 October 13, 2019

maryanne dill doe

She’ll make you laugh, she’ll make you cry, but most importantly she will use her dill doe.

Maryanne Dill Doe and Lynn Byrenetta are friends

by ovarydoe August 25, 2019

dill lobe

1)a dear friend that you love but does absolutely idiotic things all the time.

2)the floppy bit of a penis

Mate you are an absolute dill lobe

by Granny butt plugs January 12, 2018

slipped the dill

Slipped the dill, The act of one losing his hold as he is fucking his woman from behind, causing him to break his dick as it accidentally dry inserts into his woman ass.

Johnny screamed in agony as he slipped the dillwhile having sex with Janice.

by Dms79 December 10, 2017

Matt dill

Lazy fat kid that gives a horse shit effort at everything he does

Look at that wrestler he is such at Matt dill

by Young B B February 27, 2017

Dill-Proof

Anything custom made to be sweat-proof, seawater-proof, semen-proof and nuclear blast-proof.

A: Damn that picture of Nicole Scherzinger was so fine , I came on the phone!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!

by Analtorpedo May 4, 2018

Dill pickle

A fat cock that has shriveled up into a micro pp

Oh wow that’s a dill pickle

by Coochie man 445 December 19, 2020