Diamond Dozen

How autists say "dime a dozen"

White girls are a diamond dozen.

by Hi-Hat February 27, 2011

jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.

I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God

by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016

cutting diamonds

when its so cold outside, your nipples dont just cut glass, they cut diamonds

Dude 1:damn dude its like 20 below out here.

Dude 2:i know im cutting diamonds

by lucas bermejo June 9, 2007

Diamond Doctor

Jewelry expert.

One who can tell you the real value of your bling; much to the dissapointment of many chavs.

Leyton says his chainster is a "24 carrot original" but i says he should check out the Diamond Doctor on that one.

by Powered by Oracle October 9, 2007

diamond man

the most unfunny but best artist in discord

diamond man: please help i am being forced into hell by cbh
discord user: LOL SO FUNNY11

by diamond man lover February 17, 2022

BLUE DIAMOND

A deep depression that occurs as a result of realising that any wealth or success you have ever, or will ever achieved is a result of the efforts of your father.

Those guys are really showing off about their business success, but in reality they inherited a Blue Diamond from their dad.

by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022

Hobo Diamonds

Broken automobile glass, usually found in suspect communities (i.e. hoods, trailer parks, ghetto mall parking lots, etc.), with chunks that resemble cubic zirconias regularly seen in "urban" nightclubs or Wal-Marts nationwide.

That dude's got a sterling silver pinky ring encrusted with hobo diamonds.

by Baze is KPBL December 4, 2010