dew process

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.

Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.

by QuacksO June 26, 2021

Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective

Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you

by Zapgourley August 9, 2020

sleep dew

the slight sweat film covering you when you wake in the morning.

"I woke this morning in a warm sleep dew covering me and my bed sheets"

by wife of keith john January 7, 2012

Mountain Dew

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.

I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.

by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021

Make Dew

Literally doing anything at all. Also used as a response to anything

Bernice:My Mom died
Nikolai:Well Make dew then

by Big Dick Energy August 2, 2018

smokin a dew

(dark lotus) either violent jay was reffering to drinking a mountain dew(which is highly unlikely because in "want my shit" he says "i sad fago, fuck mountain dew"...or it means smokin a joint. i thought he says "i skateboard back and forth smokin a "jib" but the lyrics say "dew" coincedentally "jib" is defined as manouvering on a skateboard or something with wheels. alot of trick here. calling it a joint for now until my much anticipated personal interview with violent jay from insane clown posse

And the smell coming outta that yard would choke a pig
I skateboard back and forth smokin a dew

by violent jayyyyyy December 8, 2013

milroy dew

When a person drinks a twelve pack of mnt dew holding the urine until they have to go real bad putting their penis in partners anus relieving themselves then partner releases it from their anus into others mouth.

Me and my partner tried the milroy dew.

by psychopath13 October 7, 2016