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hairy palm delusionalist

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist
by brizzle lover March 1, 2010
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bad decision

A "bad decision" is when one is under the influence of alcohol and does something really fucking stupid.
Karen says she made many "bad decisions" while under the influence.
by smart ass rose March 3, 2010
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Decussate

To betray or "cross" someone who is an aspiring young professional (e.g. lawyer, physician).
She canceled our dinner date because she felt ill; yet I saw her out at the bars later that evening. If she decussates me again, I am going to unfollow her on instagram.
by DeezAnteriorNutz October 2, 2016
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declusterfuctify

To loose or untangle a mass of stuff.
Velma: Vince, come here. The christmas lights are all tangled.

Vince: Let me declusterfuctify those for ya, Velma.
by Ric Z. June 13, 2008
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delushious

when something is so juicy in it's nature that it's nither just delicious or luscious...it's just delushious. a shortened term would be delush. preferable usage of the word because it is more accommodating and fun to say.
did you hear about about anna breaking up with her husband to get with regina? ...delush dude.

check out the delushious booty on homegirl! mmm mmmm...ga' damn.
by Rosacia June 21, 2008
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Delusia

A state of delusion; being stuck in a deluded state
I was caught between bliss and delusia, man those shrooms were great.
by Jai Cruz April 15, 2014
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dacus malfoy

Dacus Malfoy is a term used to define a person who changes personality after the consumption of alcohol or narcotics.
Dacus Malfoy is often irresponsible and a little crazy.
Wow, that guy's gone full Dacus Malfoy
by MaxBrockbank November 21, 2015
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