by Bitchjerkassbuttidjit December 10, 2021
Get the Dec 10 mug.Natoinal Complement your crush day
Boy 1: "you should go complement your crush!"
Boy 2 : "why?"
Boy 1: " it's Dec 19, national complement your crush day!"
Boy 2 : "why?"
Boy 1: " it's Dec 19, national complement your crush day!"
by Twisted Kiwi December 12, 2021
Get the Dec 19 mug.Girl:” hey it’s 15th Dec”
Boy: “yeh so”
Girl: “ you gotta give me hugs and kisses all day”
Boy:”okay fine”
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by Oliverjod December 14, 2021
Get the 15th dec mug.National small hands day if u have small hands your gay but if u have big hands your in luck your not gay
by Your dad December 24, 2021
Get the Dec 24th mug.On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.
(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)
Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)
Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.
Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024
Get the Blumpkinday (Dec. 28) mug."ELON TO THE ISLAND DEC 6TH (IS THIS STILL HAPPENING?)" ~ The newly released Epstein files. I called it. I told you they were fucking mentally retarded pedophiles but you didn't believe me. I'm like the Primal eagle guys from Peacemaker Season 2! Right? You thought he was full of shit about his 3rd eye opening but he does the ritual and it works! He can and does actually use native American magic!
Hym "Ree-lon was scheduled to do to The Island (The retard child molestation island) for Dec 6th. AND! And... He has 14 children JD Vance so CALM DOWN JD VANCE! It's the BREEDERS. It's the BREEDERS doing it and fucking all the kids. You're letting him steal my shit and he's fucking kids and the conservative news girls are getting kids fucked into them and he's not paying child support. So, therefore, do me a favor: When you bring him before me for Judgement... Buy and bring me a brown hooded robe, a lantern and a chef's knife. Like, one from Scream. Actually, good to Neve Campbell's house, get her to sign a butcher's knife and then- WAIT NO! Jamie Lee Curtis too! Get TWO butchers knives... Neve Campbell signs one. Jamie Lee Curtis signs the other. And then bring all that here. Ok? So it's the breeders for sure. Look at the single motherhood rate. The don't care about their OWN kids. So they certainly don't care about yours. And that's why they are perfectly fine with getting YOUR KID murdered so they can let a mentally retarded child molestation billionaire steal intellectual property from me. It's the breeders. They are worse people because women are dumb and bad a choosing things. Bad job Grimes!"
by Hym Iam October 4, 2025
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