Dealers Minute

A longer time than was promised, and in some cases never showing up.

*Friend 2 shows up an hour late*
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.

Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.

by AssBlaster805 February 4, 2022

snack dealer

someone who buys snacks at a lower price and sells them for higher at a 1-2 dollar profit, usually sold at school.

Guy 1: yo u up to buy some shit from the snack dealer? Guy 2: aight for sure dawg let's get it

by tbhbeingsofr April 6, 2025

slime dealer

A slime dealer is a dealer for slime. You get slime and the dealer gets glue or money as a payment in return.

"Yo Alex where is your slime dealer at .I need my slime"

by Kakala April 8, 2017

drug dealer day

This is the day we congratulate Loic Fernandez on not getting caught drug dealing. He has to give us free drugs on the 4th December. Thanks loic.

Elysia East

'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack

Yay for drug dealer day

by Ginger thing December 2, 2020

Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

baby drug dealer

someone who sells drugs to a small group of people.

Kyle: ur not a real drug dealer
Thomas: yeah i'm a baby drug dealer, I only sell to a few people.

by eternalatakee December 14, 2020

mickey dealer

Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.

person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.

by MrSquaky February 15, 2018