Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

by HahaFunnyMan May 07, 2020

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tip the dealer

"Tipping the dealer" is a euphemism for digital anal manipulation performed during oral sex. The partner receiving the oral sex might say "don't forget to tip your dealer," possibly accompanied by a hand gesture consisting of a finger (or two, or whatever you're into), raised to the sky, going up and down a few times.

"Damn, girl.. damn... don't forget to tip the dealer."

or

"I sucked his dick, and I still didn't get the job."
"You didn't tip the dealer, did you?"
"No."
"There you go."

by wilhelmscissors December 29, 2013

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background coke dealer

A background character (aka an extra) in a tv series or movie who isn’t often noticed but if you watch the show back you can clearly see this character is dealing coke in the background of your favorite children’s show

“Do you know who plays the background coke dealer in Barney?” “Yeah I heard he gets quite the salary!”

by Verbal roccrates January 30, 2021

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