David 

David is typically anyones relative. Anyone you meet will undoubtedly have a David as an uncle. They're typically prone to have anger issues and are in general a bit odd. There isn't a David who will not at one point make you think "wow, what a dick". David's usually will have an alcohol problem, accompanied by a potty mouth and have at least once done drugs. These are the type of people who will flip the finger at you while driving.

David : *sneezes*
Person 1 :

David : "BLESS YOU" WAS THAT
Person 2 : bless you..
David : I WONT TOLERATEE !!!!@@1111!!1

David by Rianon May 5, 2019

David 

Such a good guy! He’s funny, sweet, intelligent, and everything you want. He has brown hair and bright blue-green eyes. David likes to watch Big Mouth on Netflix. He has a bit of an odd mind, but you’ll like him a lot and you’ll click with him. He has high grades in most classes. His weak point in academics is Social Studies/History. His self confidence is an 8/10. He’s pretty content with his life.

David likes someone who’s pro-vaccine, funny, and HUMAN, but he hasn’t really thought about it much. He just wants a person that he loves and that loves him back. No physical preference, either. Just convince David that you are a good spouse, and he’ll keep you!!! Keep him close, it’s difficult to come across David!

You’re such a David!

David by Danny_Dino January 27, 2020

David 

Davids have a really loud laugh, and they will laugh at the stupidest things for hours on end. Davids also have a very ugly mustaches that their friends constantly tell to shave off. Davids also love to decorate their rooms with posters of little kitties. They also eat extremely slow, and they also eat a lot. Davids also enjoy spending their nights watching a ton of Brazilian Fart Porn. Davids also take a really long to get ready to go out somewhere. Davids are really good friends, yolo.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen all those cat posters John has been buying?"
Guy 2:"Ya, he's turning into a David."

David by Trust Me, Im a Doctor. April 13, 2013

David 

A male PVC bra wearing stripper who runs around killing zombies in strip clubs seeking revenge against his pimp Doctor Chocolate. Likes large guns and hotpants.

Did you hear about that David, Doctor Chocolate rents him out for baccy.

If there's ever a zombie apocalypse I want a David not only does dat hoe kill zombies like a pro, dat hoe shakes his booty like a cutie.

David by Girl Dave October 23, 2013

David 

one who cums in only two strokes

Dude, my girlfriend Angie was giving me a hand job, I came in two strokes!

David, your a fucking minuteman.

David by Bob McSoupe July 22, 2010

David 

David's are usually strong,friendly, and can be acted like a bully. David's are like Gohan,Goku,Vegeta, and those strong characters. David's are helpful. And believe in friendship.

Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!

Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !

Girl1: he is! <3

Girl2: oh that david, strong one !

David's are usually strong,friendly, and can be acted like a bully. David's are like Gohan,Goku,Vegeta, and those strong characters. David's are helpful. And believe in friendship.

Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!

Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !

Girl1: he is! <3

David by Amanda Luong July 8, 2012

David 

This has got to be one of the dopest n*ggas alive. The blackest white person. You don't f*ck with this guy. You just don't, You mess with him
.... may lord have mercy on you. Don't f*ck with him.

Hood Ratchet: Ayo what that white boy doin here in the hood.
Hood Ratchet 2: Bruh, fawk u mean? That's a David bihh.
Hood Ratchet: Oo DAMN! Blackest white nigga alive.

David by Yo Shotti Snatcha June 24, 2016