When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.
Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.
Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.
"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"
"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."
"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."
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