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sleep dew

the slight sweat film covering you when you wake in the morning.
"I woke this morning in a warm sleep dew covering me and my bed sheets"
by wife of keith john January 7, 2012
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Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective
Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you
by Zapgourley August 9, 2020
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snow dew

old snow that is dirty and mushy and gross. kind of looks like snow and sand mixed together. looks very ugly and it’s a brownish type of color. barely looks like snow.
by uziberry May 11, 2018
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Make Dew

Literally doing anything at all. Also used as a response to anything
Bernice:My Mom died
Nikolai:Well Make dew then
by Big Dick Energy August 2, 2018
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smokin a dew

(dark lotus) either violent jay was reffering to drinking a mountain dew(which is highly unlikely because in "want my shit" he says "i sad fago, fuck mountain dew"...or it means smokin a joint. i thought he says "i skateboard back and forth smokin a "jib" but the lyrics say "dew" coincedentally "jib" is defined as manouvering on a skateboard or something with wheels. alot of trick here. calling it a joint for now until my much anticipated personal interview with violent jay from insane clown posse
And the smell coming outta that yard would choke a pig
I skateboard back and forth smokin a dew
by violent jayyyyyy December 8, 2013
mugGet the smokin a dewmug.

koochie dew

The first bit of moisture a vagina produces when aroused.
I could tell that Danielle was ready for the morning wood from the koochie dew beginning to soak her panties.
by zenabiman February 4, 2017
mugGet the koochie dewmug.

Mountain Dew

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.
I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.
by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021
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