by wife of keith john January 7, 2012

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective
Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you
by Zapgourley August 9, 2020

old snow that is dirty and mushy and gross. kind of looks like snow and sand mixed together. looks very ugly and it’s a brownish type of color. barely looks like snow.
by uziberry May 11, 2018

by Big Dick Energy August 2, 2018

(dark lotus) either violent jay was reffering to drinking a mountain dew(which is highly unlikely because in "want my shit" he says "i sad fago, fuck mountain dew"...or it means smokin a joint. i thought he says "i skateboard back and forth smokin a "jib" but the lyrics say "dew" coincedentally "jib" is defined as manouvering on a skateboard or something with wheels. alot of trick here. calling it a joint for now until my much anticipated personal interview with violent jay from insane clown posse
by violent jayyyyyy December 8, 2013

I could tell that Danielle was ready for the morning wood from the koochie dew beginning to soak her panties.
by zenabiman February 4, 2017

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.
It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.
It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.
I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.
by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021
