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sleep dew

the slight sweat film covering you when you wake in the morning.
"I woke this morning in a warm sleep dew covering me and my bed sheets"
by wife of keith john January 7, 2012
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Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective
Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you
by Zapgourley August 9, 2020
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koochie dew

The first bit of moisture a vagina produces when aroused.
I could tell that Danielle was ready for the morning wood from the koochie dew beginning to soak her panties.
by zenabiman February 4, 2017
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dew process

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.
Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.
by QuacksO June 26, 2021
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Mountain dew

by Blackvolgger August 27, 2019
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snow dew

old snow that is dirty and mushy and gross. kind of looks like snow and sand mixed together. looks very ugly and it’s a brownish type of color. barely looks like snow.
by uziberry May 11, 2018
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Christian Dews

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too
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