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mexican crab dangle

A position durring intercourse where by some means the male props up his legs so that his genitalia dangle whilst humping.
So I said "Shut the fuck up before I hit you with the mexican crab dangle bitch!"
by KintaroOay[42h] November 1, 2006
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mangled dangle

A man with a prince albert and thus a deformed penis
Dude did you hear Freddie got a prince albert?

Yeah man, his new name is Mangled Dangle.
by Tar Heel October 24, 2008
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Cheesy Dangle

A unisex word used to describe discharge of any description from the genitals hanging off thier arse hairs. Usually is of a cheesy consistancy and appearance. Not to be confused with a brand of chips.
I haven't showered in 4 days and I found a cheesy dangle.
by ThunLuzzy May 3, 2009
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Wangle Dangle Tangle

When you twirl your penis like a windmill and hit your partner in the face with it, and your dick then gets caught in her hair as you try to pull away.
Maryl and I had sex this weekend and it ended up being a Wangle Dangle Tangle we were stuck for half an hour
by IForgetStuff June 15, 2017
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Missouri crab dangle

A sexual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman "dangles" over him with her mouth facing his butt. Both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to participate in a rare behavior called "stroking off".
I met this guy names Joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was Missouri crab dangle.
by Crab Man Joe MO December 21, 2008
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Alabama Crab Dangle

A sexual position in which the male is standing with feet wide apart while holding the female by the legs, one in front, one in back, as she is hanging upside down she does a lot of gyration in order to obtain sexual pleasure.
That freaky gymnast that i banged is crazy, we even did the Alabama Crab Dangle.
by steev-0 July 30, 2009
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Wangle Dangle

When you twirl your penis like a windmill and hit your parnter in the face with it.
by RetardoPuter6995 May 9, 2011
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