angle dangled

When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.

It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.

- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.

- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.

by Stivchik June 21, 2019

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Dangle D

A shortened definition of dangle deep nuts in your mouth

Oi mate have heard of the new kid called dangle d

by HazaEllis1 March 27, 2022

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dangling deuce

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.

I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.

by fudgedragon November 19, 2010

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schmangle dangle

when you fuck someone up really bad no matter what activity you are doing

"holy shit that kid just got the schmangle dangle!!"
"holy shit, janine just gave him the schmangley dangleys!!!"

by kbone July 31, 2013

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Dangle Cut

(Verb) To trim your hanging ball pubes while you straddle a trash bucket, using your scissors to snip pubes and let them fall like feathers into the trash.

(Adj) A description of someone or something that has the looks of a trimmed or shaved ball sac.

(Noun) A cut that trims or shaves the pubes of a ball bag, leaving it fresh and enjoyable.

Charlie had to dangle cut in the privacy of his bathroom, so his mother would not see his balls flap over a can.

"Holy Shit, You see that guy's head, dangle cut scary."

John's dangle cut was the best in town.

by Mr WordSmith March 16, 2014

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