Dad

G O N E

Son: mom how do you spell dad
Mom: G O N E

by x_pyro March 21, 2017

Dad

Your dad is someone you need very much. Your dad is laid back. Your dad will do anything for you. Take a bullet for you. If you have a dad, or will get a dad, never let him out of your life.

My dad makes me a girly peep cake every birthday I have.

It's so sweet of him.

by Daddy's Girl :)) June 7, 2017

Dad

A bitch that sits on his ass all day playing poker well making you his slave

dad: go get me a drink
me: you are like 3 steps away from the water bottle
dad: don't get an attitude with me

me" what?

by I don't make sense at all February 2, 2022

Dad

A mythical creature that disappeared 15 years ago. Only appears during the steamy scenes of movies. When summoned, says, "Hey watchya watching?"
Makes jokes like, "Hey hungry I'm dad."

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dad!"

by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack November 12, 2018

Dad

a description of a female who tends to wear baseball hats and like to wear their shirts overly tucked in with a big belt and flannel to go with it.

Dads tend to have a mature but nonchalant and understanding vibe and personality

That girl is dad goals.
I want that dad to protect and understand the fuck out of me.

by awesomegay February 16, 2018

Dad

the guy who left when you were 2 years old

Me: where is dad

mom: never to be seen again

by yeetthefeet April 8, 2019

Dad

The difference is a dad is someone who sucks around and raises you the father doesn’t always stick around he is your spurn doner a dad always there a father is not always

My dads always been here

My father left me when I was6 months old

Father - not always there

Dad- raises you

by Ali damin October 15, 2018