Dad

Dad is your rock, dad will help you through everything, dad is everything. If your homeless, dad is your food

Person 1:dude what's up?
Person 2: just eating dad because I have no money
Person 1: ...

by Yourmumwantsit May 19, 2016

Dad

A mythical creature that disappeared 15 years ago. Only appears during the steamy scenes of movies. When summoned, says, "Hey watchya watching?"
Makes jokes like, "Hey hungry I'm dad."

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dad!"

by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack November 12, 2018

Dad

The reason why you were born

Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born

by Sir Robin the not so brave August 27, 2013

Dad

the guy who left when you were 2 years old

Me: where is dad

mom: never to be seen again

by yeetthefeet April 8, 2019

Dad

Another word for daddy

Hey dad... want some "sugar"

by Mad.penis February 22, 2017

dad

left me

he went to tesco and left me there bye dad i said

by the white version of big smoke April 19, 2020

Dad

Lmao what's that?

White Guy: "Hey my dad is so cool!"
Nigger: "LMAO WHAT'S A DAD?"

by NPKN August 21, 2018