cyber

a ridiculous way to masturbate/finger yourself and most importantly waste time because you are desperate and cant get any girls/guys

Girl: im taking my clothes off now, and now im reaching in my pants

Guy: wow all these words are turning me on...i feel so loved....

by Sergio April 5, 2005

cyber geek

Someone who can't do anything without doing it online.

She keeps in touch with family and friends via her MySpace account, orders movies through Netflix, manages at least one group list or message board, pays her bills online, uses Evite, etc.

I'm on the phone with Wendy and she says, "Oh, sorry, I'm distracted. I'm on Netlix.com"
I say, "Oh! You should get 'Laurel Canyon' with Frances McDormand. It's fantastic!"

She says, "Send it to me as a recommendation through Netflix."

I say, "Can't you add it to your queue right now? Or, write it down on a piece of paper? You are such a cyber geek."

by ShellT September 1, 2008

Cyber

A synonym for cool. Used when something is new and pretty great.

Wow Sophie that Scarf is so cyber!
That dance crew has really cyber moves!

by oliviacyber April 27, 2015

cyber player

a person who on an interpersonal level is relatively shy, however when confronted on an internet or wireless mode of comunication becomes much more extroverted. A cyber player will generally not mention any of his/her cyber conversations and is usually under the influence that nobody knows about their online advances towards the opposite sex (because cyber players aren't gay). Cyber players will often use sexual innuendo, enter flirtatious comments, or semi-shocking compliments about the person they are talking with.

ugh jill look at what this loser cyber player sent me...what a loser

playaaaa69: you look really sexy with striahgt hair

Shannonbabe:uhhh thanks :

by matt gilbertson September 21, 2007

Cyber Meth

Any online game or activity that is extremely addicting. Usually referring World of Warcraft.

Coworker: "Hey you should check out this new game I've been playing, its awesome."

Coworker2: "No way man, thats cyber meth. It will take over my life."

by Jon-Mark March 18, 2008

cyber laughing

the process in which one is chatting with another, and they continue to use phrases such as "lol" or just "hahaha", and aren't even laughing.

person 1: she just yelled at me
person 2: hahahahah
person 1: and hit me
peron 2: lol shes pissed

cindy just keeps cyber laughing, and its getting annoying

by friendlyfupalicker March 13, 2009

Cyber Hypertension

A common disorder in which blood pressure remains abnormally high after online fight

Amanda suffered from Cyber Hypertension after her boyfriend broke up with her.

by Wolf- Nick Adams January 9, 2010