Crumhole

Crumhole means a cross of bum hole and crummy.

Jasmine: Eww ruby look at her hat!
Ruby:It’s so crumhole

by Zacefron123456 August 19, 2018

Crunch Snap

A term you use in a poetry class

Crunch snap that was a great poem

by loljazzi February 5, 2020

Cruzchampo

The reigning golf champion in the Costa del Sol. Can strike a ball miles. Can do trick shots of a cold can of Cruzcampo. Unassumingly handsome.

Did you see that shot off the pin on the par 3? You’re witnessing greatness. He’s nailed on to be the Cruzchampo this year.

by DMoore3:16 June 24, 2022

crunchay

better than a * whispers * "s c r u n c h i e"

Oh em jayyyyyy look at my crunchayyyy!!!!! Its saurrr gourdd i knaurrr

by rx2ie July 13, 2023

walnut crunch

The act of covering a giant brown turd in cum

OH DUDE!!! u just made a walnut crunch on the couch! NASTY!

by jasowat January 29, 2007

Metalli-Crunch

A riffing style popularized by legendary Metallica frontman James Hetfield. It is basically a punk-rock style rhythm meets Motorhead/NWOBHM etc (new Wave Of British Heavy Metal) resulting in a potent machine-gun gallop sounding orgasmic tune to what most Metalhead calls now as Thrash. Their milestone debut album "Kill 'Em All" introduced that kind of sound and after that it literally spawned hundreds of Thrash bands mimicing that style.

"Metallica single-handedly patented and perfected the Metalli-crunch, that's why they became a legend to the music world"

by TT Boy4 April 12, 2010

Liquid crutches

Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.

"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"

"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "

by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013