Tom Cruise

Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.

"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"

by Humptulips November 25, 2009

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is a used douche bag.

Enough said.

Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?

Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.

by Sara Heyn October 14, 2008

cruise bruise

What happens sometimes when you're skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. Usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you're going

Huston: Sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at SPOT the other day?
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.

by Aster Wind December 15, 2008

boat cruise

An adjective used to describe something that appears to be amazing, but upon closer inspection, is absolutely not.

That movie was so boat cruise.

by The North End Pirates November 29, 2005

tom cruise

the man who invented pink

im tom cruise and im a douchebag

by andrew osullivan December 6, 2006

Cruise Bobo

to give head, often used with a word in the middle to clarify the type or location of said bobo i.e. road bobo, chairlift bobo, skydive bobo

"she'll cruise any kind of bobo, she even cruises Church bobo"

by Claud Winters March 19, 2005

Jack Cruise

An activity where a group of friends drive around in the country listening to Jack Johnson music and smoke marijuana

"Hey meet at the high school to go on a Jack Cruise in 30 minutes"

by The H-town Crew October 20, 2007