Correct Crucifixion

A sexual position in which a guys pleasures four girls at once by laying on his back in a crucifixion like pose: two girls sit on his hands while he fingers them, one sits on his face and receives oral sex, and the last rides him in cowgirl.

The guy went upstairs to the bedroom with four women to perform the correct crucifixion.

by Cbat Rhythm King March 7, 2024

as crucial as cucumbers

Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.

As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.

by von groovy August 9, 2024

The crucible

Where you go when you finish a night out and get no huzz so you need to sit there in silence and think about what went wrong

Yeah bro, we are not getting bare active tonight, let's go the crucible

by Robbos729 June 21, 2025

Throat Goat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someones head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend really likes throat goat crucifixion, she must have a really good lung capacity.

by CJ142857 May 1, 2022

Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipe

When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.

I sure do loving watching midgets do a northern dwarf crucible pipe on eachother.

by Fatchodeman25 February 12, 2025