long crotch

When the legging of a young wench does not fittith to the form of her nether regions.

sally forth good people of the long crotch, for it hath snown, and there is much chode to be had

look at that girls long crotch, she should get some tighter fitting jeans.

by flacid twat November 19, 2010

nice crotch

noun; a crotch that is superior to other crotches! It earns this prestigous honor due to it clean appearance, sti/std free enviorment, being pleasant to the touch, and well groomed

OMG Becky look at her crotch! It's so NICE!
YEAH its sooooo a nice crotch!!!

by Twinbelt December 17, 2011

crotch custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen and Sperm Mixture. Probably one of the most vile ways to describe it too.

Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!

Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.

by Captain Douche February 23, 2005

Box Crotch

Girls legs are too spaced apart/too thin that her crotch looks like a box is put between it.

That skinny bitch totally has a box crotch!

by tastyplaydoh December 22, 2008

Crotch Gnomes

A small Nordic people that reside in pubic area of infested humans. Signs of Crotch Gnomes include small log cabins, or burrows in the skin of the pubic area. Initial symptoms may include small smoldering fires, slow burning sensations, and hat crafting.
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits

"I was hearing a lot of sawing and hammering noises last night in my sleep" "Have you checked your pubes? sounds like you have crotch gnomes"

by chocahol March 4, 2008

crotch rocks

Testicles, balls; often used to describe something negatively.

Man, that movie sucked big fat hairy smelly crotch rocks.

by BabyA December 12, 2005

Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.

Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!

by CMann2010 October 28, 2010