Criteria

No need for a definition here.. All you need to know, is that you do not meet it.. Nice try, dreamer.

There is specific criteria you must meet in order to qualify for the darwin of the year award. And you do not want to meet it..

by MadMushroom400 February 1, 2022

critterlism

The simple act of an animal tearing apart or destroying someone’s property

Bro, that freaking animal tore up my shit
It did an act of “ Critterlism”

by 112Scavenger112 February 22, 2022

Critter

Critter

A hick guy who has sketchy vibes. Typically lives in low income housing out in the sticks or trailer park.

"The bar is crawling with critters tonight "

by jcghnn May 11, 2022

critter bitch

bitching in a way only a creature is able to

“Josey was being a critter bitch yesterday”

by mr615 May 22, 2022

crittercism

Refers to assorted eyebrows-raising, tongue-clucking, finger-wagging, and other disapproving gestures and verbal actions regarding your liking certain living beings other than humans.

Aside from people's negative emotional responses to your enthusiasm regarding non-homo-sapien friends, da term "crittercism" could also refer to sounds and/or actions dat come from said animals themselves if they are less-than-pleased wif something dat you are doing, such as making them take a bath, removing food-containers from which they were gluttonously over-indulging, and so on.

by QuacksO May 25, 2022

critter

a very cute critter

critter

by zawaiscute August 14, 2022

Critter

A furry who acts like a wild animal and claims to have no gender

I cant go to public school without seeing critters shitting in litter boxes and pissing on people

by Thatsabruhmoment August 25, 2022