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I've Created a Muenster Burger

A burger that comes with Muenster cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I've Created a Muenster Burger, it comes with muenster cheese!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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Creative

What teachers call you when they don't want to say you are a dumbass.
Your son, Jimmy, is a very, well, ...creative... boy.
by Danny the girl August 26, 2004
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Friend cheating

Situation: This happens when you introduce two of your friends that didn't know each other before and then suddenly they become best of friends and start doing things together without including you when you were the one that introduced them.
Mandy: "Why don't you and Terry hang out anymore?"

Kathy: "She is friend cheating on me with Lesile"
by PinupGal September 15, 2010
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creatio ex nihilo

(Latin: "creation from nothing")

The Judeo-Christian doctrine which acknowledges ABSOLUTE creation. This dogma, which distinguishes Judaism and Christianity (and perhaps Islam) from all other religious cosmologies about the "beginnings", holds that a transcendent, eternal, uncreated, self-existent God created everything that is the natural universe(and every angelic spirit) out of nothing. It differs from the Hindu idea that God created the universe out of Him/Her/Itself and from the ancient quasi-pantheistic Greek idea that creation "emanated" from God/the gods. The concept of absolute creation is extremely difficult to grasp(perhaps impossible), since it assumes that God "invented" or "thought up" matter, time, and energy and set them in motion by His own will(that is, He had NOTHING with which to create, but really created entirely NEW things which were not already pre-existent). The Church has held to this dogma(NOT a particular VERSION of this dogma, i.e. young earth creationism, old earth creationism, theistic evolution) which has never been directly challenged (and seems to even be supported) by modern science, since most physicists agree that the universe had a beginning.
Whether a Christian accepts a 15-billion-year-old universe or a 6,000-year-old universe as found in a historical/scientific interpretation of the first chapters of Genesis, ALL believers are agreed on the doctrine of creatio ex nihilo.
by Theologist May 4, 2005
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Creature Feature

noun: an old school horror movie that's main feature is a monster or monsters hence the term Creature Feature.
The best thing about a Creature Feature is when the Monster eats people.
by Lycanthropiachic December 23, 2009
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creationism

Lies, fairytales, bullshit.
Person A: I believe in creationism.
Person B: You are a retard.
by Pao September 8, 2007
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curb creature

A crack addict, dope fiend, basehead, or any hope-to-die drug addict (including the alcoholic) that can be found either standing, sitting, or laying curbside on any city street. They usually reside on a curb in an attempt to solicit any activity from anyone that could result in furthering their drug habit, but at times can be found laying down curbside passed out from sheer exhaustion as a result of a multi-day drug binge.

A curb creature, by definition, has said "fuck it" to any attempt at a normal existence within society and has descended into a lifestyle of diminishing hygiene, drastic weight-loss, petty-theft, panhandling, and prostitution in a never-ending search to get the next high. This lifestyle also includes the continuous performance of a variety of self-degrading acts, homelessness, and trickeration. The curb creature can also be characterized by his or her willingness to go to great lengths and take great risks, bodily or otherwise, to obtain more drugs and fulfill the next high.

The curb creature usually makes his or her home in abandoned buildings, alleys and city parks when away from the curb, and fears nothing except running out of drugs. He or she is usually more than willing to perform any act, sexual or otherwise, no matter how much it debases, humilates, and strips him or herself of all self-respect as long as that act results in more drugs.
Taquanisha used to be one fine bitch, but then she started hittin' the pipe, turned into a crackhead, and now she's a straight-up curb creature.
by Big Billy Red LA Westside October 8, 2011
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