creamy grandma

When the excitement is so insane it makes you moister than grandma's pumpkin pie.

Here are your favorite cookies honey. Oh my God I am literally a creamy grandma right now. I'm boutta buss.

by Bastiian November 15, 2021

Fresh Creamy

when something is so mediocre it makes your genital parts froth up

oh stacey, this frappaccino is so good, it's giving me a fresh creamy

by LordOmega February 9, 2015

creamy yarmulke

When a man masturbates in the shower and shoots cum up over his head and it lands on his bald spot, while singing Hava Nagila That is a creamy yarmulke.

Chaim couldn't get laid at the Bar Mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke.

by Nordicwolf March 2, 2014

creamy steamies

when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.

"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."

by emo_pinata December 18, 2008

Creamy Castillo

When you use your rhinoceros bull cock to whip heavy cream inside of someones asshole while having anal intercourse and fingering a pussy using expired strawberry apple sauce in the transgender locker room.

David WTF... My girlfriend told me about the creamy castillo you gave her yesterday during the rodeo in the locker room!

by Lil Swasti October 11, 2023

creamy carlton

Just before you are about to blow your load and you pull out, you do the Carlton (the dance).

When me and my girlfriend were having sex it was so good I gave her a creamy Carlton.

by Lol Snak April 23, 2018

creamy-kachi

Creamy-kachi is the term used to describe a pile of excrement on the floor that makes you feel happy. It is scientifically proven to increase your serotonin due to the excrements production of negative ions in the air we live and breath. Creamy-kachi makes you wanna jump, and love and live in the moment at the first sight. But after 10 minutes, you'll need to use the ladies room.

Oh goodness, i feel great as wow! Said Jessica

Why do you believe that is? Said claudia

Jessica was thinking but claudia reminded her of the excrement she previously saw laying in a pile on the dirt.
Ohh, Jessica, i think your reasoning behind this happiness is due to that excrement you saw on the dirt previously, Claudia said, remember that CREAMY-KACHI OO CREAMY-KACHI??? Claudia's head twitched because she has Tourette's.

Jessica felt relived to have been provided with an answer on why she felt so ecstatic and amazing at this moment but Jessica realised that in 10 mins, she'll need to use the ladies room so she began walking there. Claudia followed Jessica to the ladies room. They entered together. They sat and did their business (only Jessica because claudia didn't see the excrement). Claudia wished she saw the excrement. They sighed cohesively.

by Mrhonestyslay12 June 11, 2023