crank dat

A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!

Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.

Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!

by mark101 June 18, 2008

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cranking the hog

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017

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crank

to masturbate.

Think I'm just gonna go home, eat a tv dinner, and crank one out.

by chefsoski November 21, 2010

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crank sesh

a session where you sit there and masturbate. crankin ur dick

Ricky: Ali, you wanna come over and paly madden?

Ali: Naw, my parents are out of town, so i think im just gonna go home and have a nice crank sesh

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

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Crank Bank

A crib where meth is made and distributed. Typically run by a meth head.

Buyer “Yo bro got any rocket fuel I can get for $10”

Dealer “Nah fam, gotta re-up with my plug at the local crank Bank”

Buyer “ain’t that just a trap house?”

Dealer “Bitch shut the fuck up, I was offering specification. Lowballin ass cracked out nigga”

by Bish whettt? June 15, 2019

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