Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.

Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle

by gog1414 January 2, 2024

rob the cradle

a person who finds themselves in relationships with those much younger than themselves with at least a five year age gap

Look at how young that bitch is

Are you finna rob the cradle bro?

by sansxfuckyou March 2, 2022

Newton’s Cradle

A modified spit roast. One guy’s dick in the girl’s mouth, the other guy’s dick in her pussy/ass. When one guy thrusts in, the other pulls out, and vice versa, so it looks like a Newton’s Cradle.

“Man, Sally’s such a slut.”
“Yeah, she let Tom and I give her a Newton’s Cradle last night.”

by AncientPig June 9, 2021

Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.

Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!

by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023

Sexy Cradle Time

A warm embrace that resembles that of a baby in a cradle, particularly in a room full of people that are uncomfortable.

Marcy and Craig preform sexy cradle time quite often. You’ll just see them off in a corner rocking back and forth

by clapemcheeks May 6, 2022

Sperm Cradle

The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.

I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle

by cjstoney January 16, 2011