cousin cooter

Cousin cooter is a bad ass redneck that fucks bitches and rips on his dirt bike.
That redneck is such a cousin cooter
by Ride red #17 July 31, 2017
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close cousins

naomi and andrew are such close cousins”
by idkhernandez March 04, 2021
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Momma Cousin

When your momma and cousin are the same person
When I marry my sister I’m not inviting my momma cousin.
by SAK 42 February 17, 2019
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a cousin eddie

Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite
My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under
by Dakarkar December 30, 2015
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Cousin Bill

(N) a person that is or creates an atmosphere of buzzkill. A person who always stays sober at parties and tells everyone not to drink. The origin of the phrase most likely comes from switching the first two letters of the syllables in buzzkill to kuzzbill, then lengthening it to said phrase. This phrase is mostly used in the presence of the Cousin in order to not hurt his/her feelings.
Sean: Cousin Bill sure is bringing me down tonight, she won't even have a Johnnie Bomb!

Nick: Tell me about it. The Cousin keeps telling me to stop drinking, what a drag!
by Johnnie Bomber June 15, 2014
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jadyns cousin

Jadyns cousins are the absolute fucking hottest people you have ever met. The amount of testosterone my lord hottest I have ever seen
“Girl you seen jadyns cousin”
“Omg yes, I am drooling
“I’m gunna grab me jadyns cousin holly shit
by Fact or cap May 05, 2021
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friend of a cousin

The source of all the suspicious items you possess.
Hank: "How did you afford an iphone on minimum wage?"
Dave: "er... I got it cheap from a friend of a cousin."

Hank: "I'm bored. Do you have anything I can huff or shoot?"
Dave: "I'll have these pills. I got them from a friend of a cousin."
by Dave UberFuhrer November 22, 2015
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