Cornscateous

1. adj. A term used by early Almanac writers to refer to warm (or hot) and humid air in July. Supposedly these conditions are perfect for growing corn, especially in the Midwest corn belt, but they can be oppressive to people with respiratory problems.

2. adj. A term used by non-farmers to describe hot, humid conditions in July and August.

1. The cornscateous air is perfect for growing corn this year.

2. The weather is really cornscateous in the city today!

by Gandy Dancer July 12, 2023

corisan

When someone is obese, but not too much, they are corisan

Connor is corisan, he eats way too much in my opinion

by 8guy October 4, 2023

morning chorus

Term to describe the early morning bird songs.

The campers awoke by the birds' morning chorus.

by birdie birdwatcher March 28, 2010

dork corks

tiny earphones which hang in your ears

Helen is wearing her dork corks so she won't hear that truck which is about to run over her.

by june t July 11, 2011

Vietnamese Corkscrew

The sexual act in which a man will take a shit on the other person's stomach, and then lay down on said person and spin rapidly while ejaculating furiously.

"Bro I pulled a Vietnamese Corkscrew on this bitch I fucked last night, it was kinky as shit!

by Ur Mum Got Hit By A Semi Truck September 29, 2019

David Caruso

While performing coitus on a partner, the act of putting on a pair of sunglasses just before climax and screaming "Yeaaaaaaaaaah" as you ejaculate on their chest or back. Advanced users may choose to include a cheesy one-liner while putting on the sunglasses.

Dude, my girlfriend loves cheesy one-liners so much, last night I gave her a David Caruso in the bedroom.

by chiliwillie11 October 15, 2019

subspecies colusii

the name given to the gray and slimy mushrooms that grow in a place called Colusa; a disgusting drainage ditch where Chad R. and Brian K. used to rescue fish out of.

Chad brought me hella Subspecies Colusii from Colusa.... man! this'll kill ya!

by edeninoctober April 13, 2020