corporate pounds

When pretty women who work in high pressure corporate settings put more and more hours in, don't look after themselves and gain more and more weight over a few years.

(happens to guys as well)
Dude, did you see Marisa? Her suit is spiffy, but it can't hide her new corporate pounds.
by foobar231 October 23, 2010
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Corporate Entrance

The anus. Usually used to describe the act of anal sexual intercourse. A popular term used in business culture due to the extremely high rate of anal intercourse between management and their subordinates. This conveniently prevents problematic pregnancies and romantic entanglement, while reinforcing authority.
"Morning sir, will you be taking the corporate entrance today?"

"Please feel free to use the corporate entrance when convenient, sir"
by Privalux July 01, 2021
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Corporate Tool

One who exists for the benefit of a corporate entity at the expense of society as a whole. A pawn who exists to serve said corporate entity above his fellow man. Loathed by virtually all.
The FCC chair Ajit Pai is the literal definition of a corporate tool.
by humanwoman December 15, 2017
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corporate speed

Term used to label the slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.
by Thriving July 03, 2013
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corporate imperialism

It is the business take-over of big rich countries over small poorer countries.
The USA corporate imperialism of greedy business in small countries has weaken the smaller poorer countries of Latin America, Africa, and Southern Asia. This must be stopped!!
by The Great Distracto May 01, 2017
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Master corporal

An unpromotable corporal with a masters degree.
Lil Joe is screwed; he’s such a master corporal.
by Lt. 85 October 31, 2018
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Corporate Cuttlefish

A person, typically lacking principles and/or integrity who demonstrates duplicitous behaviour in order to climb the corporate ladder, contradicting their true thoughts/beliefs in the process.

Similar to the male cuttlefish that has been observed swimming between a female and a rival male displaying different messages to both of them. On his left half, the one the female could see, he flashed zebra-stripe courtship colours to advertise his interest. But on his right half, facing the rival male, he flashed the mottled colours of a female. As far as the competitor was concerned, he was swimming next to two females, oblivious to the act of cross-dressing/seduction going on right next to him. The cheater, meanwhile, prospers.
Look at that group of corporate cuttlefish brown-nosing management's latest harebrained initiative.
by Janonamouse March 08, 2021
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