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Cooter Bootin' 

When one female makes a move or obvious attempt to gain attention of a man that another female is talking to or making moves on; The female version of " Cock Blocking". Can also take a passive aggressive form. Less Dirty form of Cunt Punting.
"Did you see Girl 1? Girl 2 was talking to Boy 1 and she totally bent over in front of him, and then started talking to him! Girl 1 needs to quit Cooter Bootin'!"
Cooter Bootin' by dormitimus November 25, 2009
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cooter stretcher 

A child that has been delivered vaginally or a male penis.
"Your baby is so cute. He's a cooter stretcher."

"His penis is so big it's a cooter stretcher."
cooter stretcher by Gracey Mayberry February 17, 2014

cooter snatch 

A vagina!!!!! Plain and simple.
If you plan on having your dick sucked, then you better plan on eating some cooter snatch!!!!!

Cooter-Poop 

Vaginal secretions
I woke up the next morning with her panties next to my bed and they were filled with Cooter-Poop.
Cooter-Poop by Asian Me July 4, 2009

[COOTER] PUNCH

TO PUNCH ONE IN THE VAGINA.
WOMAN...IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO COOTER PUNCH YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK.
[COOTER] PUNCH by SHARK-BAIT January 12, 2009

cooter bluff 

When a man dresses, looks, and or acts like a woman and successfully tricks another male into assuming he is a female
You faggot that's a guy!

or

carter recieved a cooter bluff in the form of ay chay bay barber.
cooter bluff by KAT MAN February 1, 2010

Cooter Loofa 

Any object, rag or cleansing material used to clean a hoes, cooter.
Dude, that girl needs a Cooter Loofa real bad 'cuz she is smellin like tuna.
Cooter Loofa by Tene' September 13, 2004