satisfactory conclusion

Same thing as a Happy Ending, but more sophisticated sounding.

Jeremy got a satisfactory conclusion from his male masseuse.

by Neoark October 4, 2021

confusion boner

when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis

i got a confusion boner in calculus today

by doctorgiggles May 11, 2011

Confusionism

A religion very much like Confucius.

Steve did not understand what he was doing, therefore he was starting to believe in Confusionism.

by JoeWhoIsInsane July 26, 2011

labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"

by AdamV August 28, 2006

conflusion

The intrusions of the delusions of the mind; used to deter mass confusion; the slap of reality in the face after one's mind has wandered astray.

Sorry, I was in my own little world. Gimme a second to let this conflusion wear off!

by BanAnna215 February 26, 2011

two-point conversion

the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.

"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"

by eric williams August 12, 2006

Russian Concussion

the effects felt the next morning after a long night of drinking vodka.

After the party last night, I woke up feeling nauseaous and had a Russian Concussion.

by hockeystar11 January 12, 2010