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fail conversation 

When two people are speaking to each other about the same thing, but are not on the same wave length. They are both making the same point but think that the other misunderstands. This often ends in extreme bouts of laughter because both parties involved realize their stupidity.
A: I think we should go to the grocery store first because I need to get bread.
B: No! We need to go to the grocery store first.
A: I know, that's what I said.
B: No, you need to get bread.
A: But why would you want to go the grocery store first?
B: Because you need to get bread you just said that.
A: Hold on, let's just go to the grocery store first since we both want to go there first!
B:What a fail conversation we just had!

End in lolz.
fail conversation by Pine Lol November 1, 2009
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ninja conversation 

A conversation dominated by verbal grappling hooks and sharpened metaphors that sneak soundlessly into the cracks of the mind. Common side effects include cloudiness, confusion and a general disdain for pirates.
That girl strikes the depths of my cranium with deft hands and my heart with a fingertip touch that seeps down to the very edges of my shadow. (General response to this "ninja conversation" follows with trailing off, averting eyes and mumbling about eye patches and single consonant words)

dead conversation 

this is when you are having a conversation via IM (facebook chat) and you it is going no where and you could care less if it goes anywhere but you continue to respond back with short worded responses.
I totally had a dead conversation with Guy today. He just would not take a hint.

Zombie Conversation 

When you claim someone is "dead to you" and then you have an awkward conversation with that person.
Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"

*3 months later*

Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"

Political Conversation 

1. Code phrase used for a group of people getting together to smoke pot.
Guy 1:"What are you guys about to go do?"
Guy 2:"We are going to go talk politics."

Girl 1:"You guys going for a political conversation?"
Girl 2:"Yes, wanna come?"

Pointless conversation.

A pointless conversation is when you are talking to someone on facebook, texting, or something else. It happens when the second person in the conversation doesn't feel like talk to you.
Person #1- Hey!
Person #2- Hi.
Person #1- Whattuup?
Person #2- Nothing.
Person#-Same.

The end of pointless conversation.

taco-burrito conversation 

A conversation of two people and no more. Used only when excluding a kibbitzer.
A+B: (conversation)
C: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
A: This is a taco-burrito conversation...nachos ("not yours")!