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constant chimer

A person who constantly "chimes in" during a time when he or she has no business being in the conversation. This typically occurs when a person feels that they are being left out of the topic in discussion. In fear that the conversation will lead to other topics that they know absolutely nothing about, this person will say something everybody already knows to try and make oneself seem relevant to the conversation.
Kyle: "Yo man, I'm gettin' sick of these bitch-ass penalties being called every sunday."

Jason: "No kidding. On the reals, Goodell should be fir-"

Tim (Not only is he pulling an inappropriate chime, but hes cutting off the other person): "They are ruining the game!"

Jason: "No shit you dumbass. Why do you think we are talking about this in the first place? So put those two cents back in your pocket and shut the fuck up!"

Kyle: "Yeah man, you don't even watch football..Goddamn constant chimer."
by TheKidWithKnowledge December 7, 2010
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Constervation

Constervation is 50% Conversation and 50% Consternation.

An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.

The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.

The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.
I had to have this constervation with you because of your failure to realize not just how badly you screwed the pooch but that you didn't realize it at all, dumb ass!

epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue
by CTBear July 5, 2014
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Constera

'Constera' is a music producer who is known for making 2 popular songs about some goblins. He frequently adds LGBT friendly soundclips in his songs, so he is very accepted in the squadW twitch community.

He sometimes streams on Twitch.tv where he W OMEGALUL ORKS in FL Studio(32 bit) and Vegas Pro, but he cant seem to concentrate because he has a lot of clip chimp viewers that spams links.
He is also known as "Concerta", "Cowstone", "Cornstera", "Constira", "Constipated" and much more, so he often gets misunderstood as medicine and other stuff that Pepega Twitch streamers make up.

Constera spends his freetime in his local snus club where he and his friends such as forsen discuss the varieties of snus while having a couple bags in their mouth.
"Isnt Constera that Sup Yall guy?"
"I heard that Constipated made a new song, lets check it out dud"
by KRISTOFFA October 25, 2019
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word constipation

When a word or group of words is on the tip of your tongue, but you can't get them out.
Kyle: "Why aren't you talking?"
B.J.: "I'm suffering from a little bit of word constipation."

Kyle: "You still haven't said anything."
B.J.: "I'm word constipated, damnit!"
by bj and kk December 9, 2007
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Coasterizer

When a basketball player is going coast-to-coast and dunks on someone on the other team for an easy bucket
Did you see John Wall's coasterizer last night? He destroyed Deandre Jordan.
by AnalPenetration March 8, 2015
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Coasterteam

The headless head giver and main dev for all Pinewood Builders related things. Which includes Kronos, a multi-purpose program for Pinewood that always refuses to fucking load keybinds properly.

""""""Owner"""""" and Architect of The Mayhem Syndicate (TMS), an African-based terrorist group created to fight a private army owned by a British quintillionaire with red eyes.

Dynamic Gameplay™

He also likes trains or something.
Coasterteam fucked my dad and trello-banned me for calling a Captain a nonce.
by LordSuperSucc February 12, 2021
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east coast bias

The sports media's tendency to cover, and show more attention to, sporting events and teams that are from the east coast of America.
ESPN has a serious east coast bias!
by shanethedawg February 26, 2008
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